danscott@titlewavemusic.com

Dan appears Sundays 4 - 7 at Down and Low Lounge
Singer Island, FL 

Listen to some comedy song clips

HoldinMyOwn.MP3

I'mSleepingWithYour Ex.MP3

Lyrics below:

WARNING! DO NOT make eye contact
while performing the following song.

I’m Sleeping With Your Ex
© Daniel Meyer Scott, BMI

Well you worked hard all your life
You got married, settled down
How you Loved your pretty wife
And then the kids, they came around
Yes, you thought you had it made
A Fairy tale that did come true
Until that fateful day
She said good-bye to you

Now I’m sleeping with your ex
And I’m living in your house
She’s my lover now
She use to be your spouse
And the kids, they like me too
The fun, it never ends
All the many things we do
With the money that you send

And she’s peaking sexually
And for me that is the best
Too bad for you, but good for me
I am sleeping with your ex

Your friends are my friends now
They don’t miss you much at all
Although no one’s choosing sides
They’re just choosing not to call

Yes, I’m sleeping with your ex
And she hardly knows you’re gone
Just the other night
We had dinner with your mom
And she cooked your favorite dish
She said no one here’s to blame
She even spokeof you
She asked how is what’s his name?

And I know how much it hurts
But all things heal in time
It could be much worse
You could be with mine

Now I’m sleeping with your ex
And I’m living in your house
She’s my lover now
She use to be your spouse

And she’s peaking sexually
And for me that is the best
Too bad for you, but good for me
I am sleeping with your ex

Too bad for you, but good for me
I am sleeping with your ex